Laughter Mondays

and then God created Saturn....


and He liked it,


so He put a ring on it!

hahaha!

I loved this joke when I first heard!

Happy Monday everyone!

Laughter Mondays

Read this very carefully...it can be slightly confusing.

What did the pirate light bulb salesman say to the obese woman walked in his store?

"Aye, sell you light?"

(cellulite)

Happy Monday!!!

 Ea

Laughter Mondays

After a brief interlude, Laughter Mondays has returned!!!!  Yay!!!!

Inspired by Easter:

How do we know carrots are good for your eyes?

B/c you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

groan!  =)

Hoppy Easter Monday!

♥ michelle

Laughter Mondays

What did the tie

say to the hat?

"You go on ahead....

                                            ....I'll hang around!"

Happy Monday!

♥ michelle

Laughter Mondays

A guy hears a light knock at the door.

He opens the door and all he sees is a snail.
He picks it up and hurls it across the street.

Six months later, he hears a knock on the door.
He opens it up and there's the snail.
The snail says "What was that all about?!"

{All images from Yahoo}

Hope your Monday is full of fun!

♥ michelle

Laughter Mondays

I like to celebrate Mondays.  It's the start of a new week.  Something fresh.  Something exciting! 

It always confuses me when people say "it is such a Monday!"  Because I think if we were really honest, we sometimes have those days whether it's Monday, Tuesday, or Friday.  So I kinda think it's a shame to go into this day of the week with an already pessimistic attitude.  I say, "bring it on Monday!  Let's get this party started!" 

But I always was a Positive Polly.

Anywho, I think I'm gonna start something new on this here blog.  And it's called Laughter Mondays.  Because it's best to start the week of right...and what other way than laughing??? 

So for today I have a joke and a story. 

The joke:

***Disclaimer:  I love corny jokes.  They rock my world.  Make my heart sing.  It is my dream to one day write and publish a joke book full of jokes that are actually funny.  And clean.  However, this one is a teensy bit dirty.  We'll call it "smudged".  But it just makes me laugh.  And I have a picture.  So that makes it better.  And in case you're leery to continue reading, do it.  It's really funny, and in no way exceptionally dirty.  Just "smudged."

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Wait for it.........

.................................................

...............  =)  ...............

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five ($1.25) and deer nuts are under a buck!!!!

{Another Ruidoso deer}

Hahaha!  See, aren't you glad you continued reading?!  That joke makes me giggle every. single. time.  Love it.

Now for this sweet story to put a smile on your face:

A little boy and his daddy were looking at a litter of puppies, planning to buy one, and the daddy asked the boy which one he wanted.  The lad pointed to a pup whose tail was wagging furiously and said, "That one with the happy ending."

{Image curtesy of Spike Bachman}

Hope your Monday is filled with laughter and smiles, and a very happy ending!