Laughter Mondays

and then God created Saturn....


and He liked it,


so He put a ring on it!

hahaha!

I loved this joke when I first heard!

Happy Monday everyone!

Laughter Mondays

Read this very carefully...it can be slightly confusing.

What did the pirate light bulb salesman say to the obese woman walked in his store?

"Aye, sell you light?"

(cellulite)

Happy Monday!!!

 Ea

Laughter Mondays

After a brief interlude, Laughter Mondays has returned!!!!  Yay!!!!

Inspired by Easter:

How do we know carrots are good for your eyes?

B/c you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

groan!  =)

Hoppy Easter Monday!

♥ michelle

Laughter Mondays

No corny joke today.

Just one HILARIOUS youth ministry story:

A youth minister friend of mine took a bunch of teens skiing one time. 
The very first run of the day, he took a group to the top of the mountain. 
There was a sweet girl w/ them, let's call her Grace, who, bless her heart, was not always the brightest crayon in the box, if you know what I mean.  Just as they got off the lift at the top of the mountain, she decided that she had to use the bathroom.  Period.  There was no holding it. 

So being the accomodating youth minister he was, Gordy instructed all the teens to gather in a circle around this little gal while she did her business.

Only one problem.

Grace didn't take off her skis.  And as she bent to squat to do her business, the skis were pointed straight down the mountain. 

So as you could probably guess, gravity did it's thing, and she took off, straight down the slopes w/ her ski bibs around her ankles and her booty shinin' bright for all the world to see.

You can just imagine the shock of Gordy and the rest of the teens as they witnessed the craziness.  It was a site to behold, that's for sure.

Well, to make a bad situation worse, the poor girl was somewhat inexperienced at skiing, and didn't know how to stop proficiently.  So part way down the mountain she decided to bail.

Right into a tree.  ouch.

Grace (fitting name, don't cha think?) ended up breaking BOTH her ankles.  No bueno.

So needless to say, she was in alot of pain, and super embarassed.  But thankfully, the ski patrol was a Johnny-on-the-spot, and rescued her quickly from her misery.

But it doesn't end there.
We're just gettin' to the good part!

You see, just as the ambulance was fixin' to leave to take Miss Grace to the hospital, they got a call to wait.  Apparently, another injured skier was on the way down the mountain.

Several minutes later, the ski patrol showed up with a man who was walking with both hands out in front of him in splints. 

As soon as everyone got situated and the ambulance took off for the hospital, Gordy, who was accompanying Grace, asked the gentleman what happened.

He said, "You're not gonna believe this, but I was sitting on the ski lift, when out of the corner of my eye, I see this young girl skiing down the mountain with her pants around her ankles!  As I turned to watch the "full moon" pass by, I lost track of what I was doing, and fell straight out of the ski lift and broke both my arms catching myself!" 

Yep.
True story.

Oh my goodness!
Can you imagine?!?! 

Everytime I tell this, I get the most hysterical pictures in my head of all these events occurring. 
Poor Grace.
But what a story, huh?! 

I hope your Monday is exciting!  But just don't go around mooning people or falling outta ski lifts, k? 

Laughter Mondays

What did the tie

say to the hat?

"You go on ahead....

                                            ....I'll hang around!"

Happy Monday!

♥ michelle

Laughter Mondays

A guy hears a light knock at the door.

He opens the door and all he sees is a snail.
He picks it up and hurls it across the street.

Six months later, he hears a knock on the door.
He opens it up and there's the snail.
The snail says "What was that all about?!"

{All images from Yahoo}

Hope your Monday is full of fun!

♥ michelle

Laughter Mondays

I like to celebrate Mondays.  It's the start of a new week.  Something fresh.  Something exciting! 

It always confuses me when people say "it is such a Monday!"  Because I think if we were really honest, we sometimes have those days whether it's Monday, Tuesday, or Friday.  So I kinda think it's a shame to go into this day of the week with an already pessimistic attitude.  I say, "bring it on Monday!  Let's get this party started!" 

But I always was a Positive Polly.

Anywho, I think I'm gonna start something new on this here blog.  And it's called Laughter Mondays.  Because it's best to start the week of right...and what other way than laughing??? 

So for today I have a joke and a story. 

The joke:

***Disclaimer:  I love corny jokes.  They rock my world.  Make my heart sing.  It is my dream to one day write and publish a joke book full of jokes that are actually funny.  And clean.  However, this one is a teensy bit dirty.  We'll call it "smudged".  But it just makes me laugh.  And I have a picture.  So that makes it better.  And in case you're leery to continue reading, do it.  It's really funny, and in no way exceptionally dirty.  Just "smudged."

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Wait for it.........

.................................................

...............  =)  ...............

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five ($1.25) and deer nuts are under a buck!!!!

{Another Ruidoso deer}

Hahaha!  See, aren't you glad you continued reading?!  That joke makes me giggle every. single. time.  Love it.

Now for this sweet story to put a smile on your face:

A little boy and his daddy were looking at a litter of puppies, planning to buy one, and the daddy asked the boy which one he wanted.  The lad pointed to a pup whose tail was wagging furiously and said, "That one with the happy ending."

{Image curtesy of Spike Bachman}

Hope your Monday is filled with laughter and smiles, and a very happy ending!